What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
