I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
