will my suicidal thoughts, leave me too if i get attached to em?
penis neck rope
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
Are you suicide? Cause I'm trynna commit to you
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition
It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
Random person: minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life Me: well screw life maybe if i light a fire on myself i will go to minecraft (my excuse for suicide)
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy limited edition
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers? Hang in there.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith
