Suicide

Suicide Jokes

A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

What do middle eastern suicide bomber say before they blow up? I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

being asked for advice: after a failed suicide attempt what advice do you have for people out there as a suicide professional don,t try this at home

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean hey my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.