I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
whats a depression person favorite drink ?? coff- na jk bleach..
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
Is laughing a problem? Laughing at what? I want to jump. Jump- what? Jump of the hook
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
What's the difference between me and a rope? The rope doesn't hang from itself
I want to di...dive! Yeah!
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
when you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead then you fail at suiciding-
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
