Suck jokes
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Memes
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Suck my butts, queer.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.