Suck jokes
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
bro what?
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Down syndrome sucks!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Gwen sucks!
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.