Suck jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
You suck.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Suck my balls!
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Down syndrome sucks!