What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Suck Jokes
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Suck my butts, queer.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Job sucks. XD
Down syndrome sucks!
