Submission

Submission jokes

Poem

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Memes

Darth Vader

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

Mom

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

Robot

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Memes

Community

I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me

crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)

hating show… Read more

**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.

**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.

**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more

Mommy Opal, I wanna be your good boy, I wanna be ur pet, I would get on all fours for you and let you dog walk me