Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
