Submission jokes
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
I just
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
Pls send.
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I deadass need sm1 demanding AS FUCK. like. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I jst like being bossed around cus i find it lowkey hot. IDK WHY?!!!
What I gotta do to find a sub who down to choke me? Tie me up and hold me down and get a little dirty Haven't tasted boujee spit since homie hit on Thursday I'll be there in 30 'cause a bitch is getting thirsty
I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
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