Submission jokes
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
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Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Memes
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dafuq?
Shitpost-master general
The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.
Community
**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.
**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.
**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more
Mommy Opal, I wanna be your good boy, I wanna be ur pet, I would get on all fours for you and let you dog walk me
im the alpha male, not you, get on your knees and pleed to me. AWOOOOOOOO 🐺