Submission jokes
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
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It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
like this if you don't like school.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Can I get a HOYA?
Humanity.
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W assignment
reddit ts
dafuq?
Shitpost-master general
The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.
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I deadass need sm1 demanding AS FUCK. like. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I jst like being bossed around cus i find it lowkey hot. IDK WHY?!!!
I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
hating show… Read more
**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.
**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.
**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more