Submit jokes

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

Submit a joke :-)

Your love life.

Website: Submit a joke :-)

Me: My life.

Please check your spelling before clicking "Submit". Thank you for your entry. ❤

Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.

What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Submit joke here.

I just

Shoot.

Pls send.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.