Submission jokes

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Website: Submit a joke :-)

Me: My life.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.