Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
