Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
