Stupid jokes

A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?

A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.