Stupid jokes

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

What is another name for a stupid fish?

"Dum bass."

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.