Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.
Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mt Dew
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet stupid
yo mama is soo stupid, because when see gave birth to you she asked for a receipt!
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy "What's going on here!?" He exclaims. The wife replies "See, I told you he was stupid."
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could
Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
yo mama so stupid she studied for the covid test.
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.