Stupid jokes

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”

Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.