Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don’t be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted

my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "

He: “Do you smoke after sex?”

She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar… just kidding :))

Yo mama so stupid she said “where are my gifts” on father’s day

Q: Why are the 49’s called the 49’s? A: Cause they can’t make it past the 50 yard line.

Yo momma so stupid…weather man says it chilli outside…instead of a jacket…She gets a bowl and spoon!!!

Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy “What’s going on here!?” He exclaims. The wife replies “See, I told you he was stupid.”

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn’t fuck her the way her stupidity could

What ended in 1999? 1998

Where do boats go when they get sick? The Dock

Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies she burries it

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”

If you guessed “Marriage” your stupid. It’s miscarriage and don’t forget it. The joke never get’s old to him. Just like the baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

What’s large, grey, and doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.