Stupid jokes
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!