Stupid

Stupid Jokes

Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy "What's going on here!?" He exclaims. The wife replies "See, I told you he was stupid."

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could

Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid

After awhile a student stands up.

Teacher: So u think u r stupid

Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.