Stupid jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

My depression: hey, what's up!

Me: go away.

My depression: well how rude.

Me: 🙄.

My depression: remember that one time......

Me: no, don't even.

My depression: that we.....

Me: nope.

My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

Me: 😳😶😟.

My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.

Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.