Stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.