Student jokes

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?

The bus driver hit Sally.

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"

Student: "I'm not going."

Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?

Student: Ukraine is history!

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."