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help me stepbro, i'm stuck
you know the rules and so do i

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS

My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning

I don't act or look like how I am
So what is me?
I'm forced inside this meat mannequin,
this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move
to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived
and implied upon. Every social interaction
Leads definitive conclusions on me
as an idea. The millions
of me in everyone
else's mind. The only true "me" is
stuck inside 6 inches of skull
And nobody can ever see it

Having homosexual parents must be terrible

Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”

A girl goes to a Church to confess.....

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl : "But father, he had AIDS!"

Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.

His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.

The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”

“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”

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SPONGEBOB OPEN THE DOOR
DOPAME APP
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MY BALLS ARE STUCK

Step 1: Google animals stuck in weird
places
Step 2: Give it a common Spanish name
Step 3: Profit
pablo.
1,079 x 1,168

Actually it's very
possible.
I think
it's
time
we
had
VIA 9GAG.COM
I AM YOUR
FATHER!
20 long
minutes
later....
The talk"
You see, I stuck my
AN
Long
Then I went
penis
into your
moms
Uhhhh
gghha
aaa!
Uh-1-
33
That's what
mom said
Oh
BABY!
vagina.
your
LAST NIGHT!
NO! No, that's
impossible!
OOOOHH!
From there I-
S
And that's
how you
were
Created.
I-... I don't know how
to take this all in.....
NOOO
ood
Oood

WI
WALUIGHE
GETS HIS
WALDWEEN E
STUCK IN AVENDING MACHINE
REMASTERED
camiibo
MATURE 17
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supra mayro bors

used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....

Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....

marriage is like buying a car. you see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and the certain parts stop working. then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and your still stuck with the old ones. you look over and go "but i just wanna sit in it. Just once." "its even got leather interior, its chrome, it doesn't even have oil/gas leaks!" " and it doesn't squeak!"