Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Stuck Jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.