Stove

Stove jokes

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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