What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower? “Did I leave the stove on?”
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove
How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
Someone asked me, how would you like your steak cooked? I said, on a stove!!!!!!
