What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
