If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Stop Jokes
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
