New Stop Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"

If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝

i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.

I wad gona stop for the cos but I ran because I was high (the song don't coywrite me plz)

It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire

What did the woman say to the man? Stop. What did the man do? Keep going

FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU SEE A NlGGER SHOT 50 TIMES? STOP LAUGHING AND RELOAD.

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”