Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11 My friend: how? Justin: Justin!
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?šš
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until heās out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, āWow, that is amazing! What is in that can?ā The man looks at the can and reads the label, āHair restorer, with a permanent wave.ā
I wad gona stop for the cos but I ran because I was high (the song don't coywrite me plz)
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What did the woman say to the man? Stop. What did the man do? Keep going
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU SEE A NlGGER SHOT 50 TIMES? STOP LAUGHING AND RELOAD.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they canāt stand up for themselves.
I canāt remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So Iām walking into a store in Amish country and thereās this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers āitās for democratsā
