We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Stop Jokes
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
