Stevie jokes
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!