Steven Hawkins jokes
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Dario is gay.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.