Steven Hawkins jokes
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.