Stephen jokes
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.