Stephen jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."