Stephen

Stephen jokes

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

Update

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

House

Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?

Because he had a new window open...

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  • Comedy

    Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

    His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

    Hide-and-seek

    Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

    Wheelchair

    What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

    Shampoo

    Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

    Hell

    How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?

    There’s a stairway to heaven.