Stephen jokes
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.