What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell
There’s a stairway to heaven.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
