Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!