Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.