Stephen

Stephen jokes

Stairway

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

Song

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Speaker

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

Movie

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."