Stephen jokes
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD