What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
what was Stephen hawkings favorite childhood song.......... the wheels on the chair go round and round
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
