What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
