Stephen

Stephen jokes

Seizure

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

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  • Coffin

    What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

    Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Chair

    Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

    Clothing

    The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

    Attraction

    When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

    Stephen Hawking

    Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"