Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.