Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"