Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
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What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
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Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
