Stephen jokes
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.