Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. ๐
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Whatโs Stephen Hawkingโs favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
