Stephen jokes
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.