Stephen jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.