Stephen jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."