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It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

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  • Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

    Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!

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  • Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

    No, neither has he.

    Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

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  • It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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