Stephen

Stephen jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

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  • In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.

    Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

    A. Because he has excellent string theory.

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  • Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

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  • When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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