Stephen Hawkins jokes

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He lost WiFi connection.

Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?

No, neither has he.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."