How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
