What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
