Stephen Hawkins jokes
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.