Stephen hawkings jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)