Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.