Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
