Stephen hawkings jokes
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.