Stephen hawkings jokes
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.