Stephen hawkings jokes
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.