What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
