Stephen hawkings jokes
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.