Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.