Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.