Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.