Stephen hawkings jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?