Stephen hawkings jokes

Family

Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.

Turtle

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Charge

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.

Fire

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

Stephen Hawking

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

Wife

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.