Stephen hawkings jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.