Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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