Stephen hawkings jokes
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.