Stephen hawkings jokes

Role Model

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Memes

    House

    Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?

    Because he had a new window open...

    Talent

    You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

    Stephen Hawking

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.

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  • Stephen Hawking

    The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • Computer

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

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  • Metal Detector

    Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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