Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
