Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Have you walked into Stephen hawkings house?
Oh neither did he
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...
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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar, just kidding.
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
Why havent they put stephen Hawking on charge yet?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
