Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?