Stephen hawkings jokes

Role Model

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Memes

    House

    Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?

    Because he had a new window open...

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  • Talent

    You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

    Stephen Hawking

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.

    Stephen Hawking

    The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • Computer

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

    Metal Detector

    Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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