Stephen hawkings jokes
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?