Stephen hawkings jokes
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.