Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?