Stephen hawkings jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?