Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.