Stephen hawkings jokes
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.