Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.