Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.