Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?