Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."