Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.