Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.