Stephen hawkings jokes
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."