Stephen hawkings jokes
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!