Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.