Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
He's dead.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.