Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Money

Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

Fight

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.

Death

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Voice

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

Tour

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

App

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.

Word

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

[Link to YouTube video]

Death

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

Music

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

Computer

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.