Stephen Hawking jokes
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."