How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
He's dead now.
what where Stephen hawkings last words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
