Stephen Hawking jokes
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
He's dead now.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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