Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
He's dead now.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
