Stephen Hawking jokes
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.