Stephen Hawking jokes
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.