Stephen Hawking jokes
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Was he under insurance claim?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
My will to live.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.