Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.