What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Was he under insurance claim?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
