Stephen Hawking jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
He's dead now.