Stephen Hawking jokes
Fucking Windows updates!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.