Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Fucking Windows updates!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Looks like he never charged up fully.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Was he under insurance claim?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?