Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen hawking house? Nether has he.
What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
whats the difference between Stephen hawking and a tap the tap can run
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Was he under insurance claim?
