Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Robot

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

Computer

"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."

Tap

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

Word

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.