Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Stairway

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

He didn’t, there was no lift...!

Robot

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

Computer

"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."

Tap

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

Cyclist

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"