Stephen Hawking jokes
Fucking Windows updates!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Was he under insurance claim?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
My will to live.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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