Stephen Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.