Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.