Stephen Hawking jokes
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.