Stephen Hawking jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.