Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Heaven

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

Robot

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

Boot

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

Update

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Song

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Shit

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

Bull

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

Robot

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Kms

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.