Stephen Hawking jokes
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.