Stephen Hawking jokes
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Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.