Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Death

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

Water

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Boot

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

Heaven

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

Robot

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

Song

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Shit

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

Update

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Kms

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Bull

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!