Unplugged jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.