My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
My father said I'm to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
my grandpa unplugged the AC so i unplugged his life support
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology... I call him a hypocrite, and unplug his life support... 😄😆🔥👍
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
