Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Death

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Song

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

Memory

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

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  • Noise

    What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.

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  • Bar

    Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

    Dragon

    Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

    Night

    What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?

    Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.

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  • Band

    Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

    Man

    Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

    Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • Stairway

    What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

    Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

    Reboot

    I heard Microsoft got charged, why?

    They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.

    Voice

    Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

    Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

    Science

    Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

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