He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
hes dead now
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why's missy Shaw such a slug because she's obese hhhahhahahahaha
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
your mum
This is mean af yall need to stop this like wtf what would happen if u all grew up and u was like this like dam
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How does Stephen hawking charge his computer how does Stephen hawking have sex keyboard sex
Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin
Hi Charlie is your friend
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
