What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
My will to live.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Fucking Windows updates!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
