Spare Time jokes

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.