Spare Time jokes

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.