Spare Time jokes

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!

What is your favorite time of day?

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.