Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
