Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.