Stephen Hawking jokes
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.