Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

House

Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?

Because he had a new window open...

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  • Door

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

    Door

    I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

    All I got was "error 404 page not found."

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  • Black Hole

    Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

    What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

    Genius

    Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

    Stairway

    Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

    Pin

    Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

    Walk

    If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?

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  • Top

    What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

    Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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  • Place

    What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.