Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."