Stephen Hawking jokes
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.