Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who

Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'

I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

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Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven