State Of Mind jokes
What is depressed and gay? Me.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Being sad is my only happiness.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
WHO AGREES?
I'm dead inside.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
My depression is depressed.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
I'm so fucking bored.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.