Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
State Of Mind Jokes
Worried I am dead.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
I'm dead inside.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jumpβwhat?
Jump off the hook.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
I donβt love being bored.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Why you always in a mood?
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
