Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jumpβwhat?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
