State Of Mind jokes

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of chill flows.

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

My depression is depressed.

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”