It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Being sad is my only happiness.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
