New State Of Mind Jokes

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?