State Of Mind jokes
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
My depression is depressed.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...