Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
My depression is depressed.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
