State Of Mind

State Of Mind Jokes

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of chill flows.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Depression

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

Smell

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Noose

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Suicide

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

Life

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Room

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Ass

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Depression

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

Life

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

Life

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Kid

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”