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why did the turtle start flying he was ona jet

I AM STARTING A FROG CULT NOWWWW

I called an orphans house, saying: are your parents home yet? He started crying

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago and after joining this I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills . Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

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I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?

And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky

Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

joe mama is very cool9 sweet home alabama starts )

Hey guys starting tomorrow I will put 1 letter of the doin your mom song every day. Can I finish the song? Also i might be in fortnite hehehehehe

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*

*and thats how an arguement started.*

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you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime