How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. šš
I am starting a frog cult now!
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why canāt anyone sing āhit me with your best shotā at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line āfire away,ā someone started shooting!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "Iām not going to sit down. I donāt want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
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I saw a kid sitting on the side of and asked if he was an orphan, āwhat gave me away?ā āWell your parents for a startā
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Start a RATIO chain.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Iām part of the anti anime association, but Iām starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
