Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
What Is gods favourite planet staring because it has a ring around it
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
Kid 1: Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Sun
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How do you throw a space party?
You planet 🤣🤣🤣
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "veggie tale's" My star actor is Stephen Hawking's
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
